Monday 16 March 2015

poison food

Good news. Foods that don’t contain metals do exist. Good stuff that you can eat. For anyone who might have missed preceding episodes, at the supermarket, together with the tortellini and the bread, I’m reminding you that you can also bring home even chrome, titanium and cobalt. 
Here I’m supplying you with a list of metalised products:

- Pane Panem: Iron, Nickel, Cobalt, Aluminium, Lead, Bismuth
- Cornetto Sanson (cialda): Iron, Chromium and Nickel (steel)
- Biscotto Marachella Sanson: Silicon, Iron
- Omogeneizzato Manzo Plasmon: Silicon, Aluminium
- Omogeneizzato Vitello e Prosciutto Plasmon: Iron, Barium Sulphate, Strontium, Iron-Chromium, Titanium
- Cacao in polvere Lindt: Iron, Chromium, Nickel
- Tortellini Fini: Iron, Chromium
- Hamburger McDonald’s: Silver
Read the whole list.

And the list of other products without rubbish that you can eat without fear of the metal detectors at the airport:
- Tiny Twists - classic style - Rold Gold
- Quadrelli al rosmarino - Buitoni
- Armonie, Michetti, Fette biscottate integrali - Mulino Bianco Barilla
- Fette biscottate integrali Buongiorno Natura
- Crackers Premium - Saiwa
- Special K - Kellog's
- Sfogliatine - Faraon
- Croccantelle al sesamo, Pizza Snack gusto mediterraneo - Forno Damiani
- 10 e trenta, Tarallucci - Mulino Bianco Barilla
- Biscotto bucaneve – Doria
Read the whole list.

I expect that the companies that manufacture products without rubbish inside will want to give me a token of recognition for the publicity they are receiving. They can send a few boxes of free food to my home.

PS Only a tiny weeny bit more and then we’ll have the amount needed for the electron microscope. Go o

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