Tuesday 5 April 2011

cunt by gilbert and george

I often bump into gilbert and george at the local dancing club in whitechapel, both love doing the okie cokie and both are crap at it and can't dance but are great artists nevertheless. they still owe me money for a tea I bought them.
They will not even buy you a cup of tea and at another place they go the Jewish womens institute they eat all the cakes. One of the cunts is an eyetie but he wont speak in italian.This  message in the picture is brilliant and its their reply to Val Kilmer who argued with them in the chip shop after the eyetie took val's place in the line for chips.
these two cunts have ties from asda in polyester, bought from the clearance for 2.50 each. what a pair of cunts.
Highly visible in their bespoke suits(thats a laugh , they shop at asda in southgate and their suits are made of nylon), shiny shoes and deadpan expressions (they are often likened to 1950s bank managers or celebrated murderers), they stick so rigidly to their daily routine that we can count on seeing them. They have breakfast and lunch at the same Turkish and Spanish cafés each day and they dine at the Mangal II, a Kurdish restaurant on Dalston Lane, every evening. Now and then they pop in to see their friend Sandra Esquilant, landlady of 30 years at the Golden Heart pub on Commercial street and they can be seen at the odd private view, immaculate, quiet and watchful, politely acknowledging the waves of admirers that wash back and forth to pay homage.

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