Saturday 2 November 2013

Island

At the end of the
Park theres a pond.
It a rather attractive symmetrical pond with a central island.
And on the island theres a man who wishes the
boat that takes the kids round the island
would stop and rescue him It a waterfowl magnet too, you know that cos he bloodied with sea gull crimson
and the parkkeepers have kindly provided an identification board in case you cant tell your moorhens from your mallards.
But have been eaten by this man. THEY CALL THE ISLAND BONE iSLAND
NOW
In a previous TIME the man was called BASIL archer and he used to be part of a moat fed by WOMAN OF VOLUPTUOUS NEEDS, SPOON FED AS IT WERE.
She surrounded Basil Archer - like a mansion of great standing dating back to the tudors, once owned by Edward III mistress Bellino Barson.
He was upgraded several times over the years until his balls grew big and full, and his body hairs were duly landscaped (hence Weesdon Bush tube station), but incendiary bombing left the Woman burnt so there no trace now. Apart from the moat, that is.

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