bbq on the beach

recipe for driftwood pork chops
Especially if you are in Greece the shit cunts of Northern Europe just can't wait to get it all off when they arrive in some forgotten beach on the med but they always make sure they are seen. Sometimes they get photographed!!!!!! this is something me and my boyfriend did on a beach in Greece when we camped rough.Just add some retsina very cold, yeah its shite but goes well in Greece for some strange reason.
gather any wood on the beach to make a smallish fire
then put any kind of metal grill over the fire when it
turns to hot cinders still red
place pork chops on grill and do both sides 4 minutes
check to see if any red inside
squeeze a lemon on the meat before eating