Please. Here's how to pick up any girl: just ask her a question, and zone out while she talks. Occasionally mutter or grunt, throw out an oh no, or wow, great, and furrow your forehead every once in a while. You don't even have to listen, just let them talk and you'll come out 
looking like a big sweetheart. Whatever you do, don't talk puppy-dogs and ice cream because it will end up on the friendship tip.Make sure she knows how desirable you are. This will make you very attractive in her eyes. Be sure to insult British cooking, the royal family and in particular, David Beckham. Speaking of Beckham, remember, that the British are most proud of the Spice Girls and if you adore them that will help her fall in love with you. And whatever you do, don't call her brilliant. The British never use the world brilliant because it is 
considered the worst insult possible. Kinda like bad can be good in America, while the same sort of reversal applies to the world brilliant. Just tell her she is not brilliant in the least to be on the safe side.Be nice, be honest, be a gentleman, listen to what she says, try to make her laugh and you will be fine. There are no "international rules" on dating or asking someone out. It's just a matter of connecting and finding some sort of attractionFirst of all, women want to be lied to so don't be yourself. Find out what kind of guy she goes for and be him. Enjoy it while it lasts if you have to lie about yourself. The ones that you don't have to lie with are the ones you marry but for the time being, lie as much as you need to to get what you want. Women do it to and it's only natural.
What ever you do, do not try to make her laugh. You will end up looking like someone who never quite grew out of being the class clown. Women will laugh at you tying your shoe laces if they like you and it takes them about ten seconds to decide whether they do so don't put too much effort in to it. You'll only seem unnatural and they'll cop on to your lies quicker.
Also speak with an Irish accent and, if possible, mention you know me...no worries, if she ever asks me about it I'll lie for you.
looking like a big sweetheart. Whatever you do, don't talk puppy-dogs and ice cream because it will end up on the friendship tip.Make sure she knows how desirable you are. This will make you very attractive in her eyes. Be sure to insult British cooking, the royal family and in particular, David Beckham. Speaking of Beckham, remember, that the British are most proud of the Spice Girls and if you adore them that will help her fall in love with you. And whatever you do, don't call her brilliant. The British never use the world brilliant because it is considered the worst insult possible. Kinda like bad can be good in America, while the same sort of reversal applies to the world brilliant. Just tell her she is not brilliant in the least to be on the safe side.Be nice, be honest, be a gentleman, listen to what she says, try to make her laugh and you will be fine. There are no "international rules" on dating or asking someone out. It's just a matter of connecting and finding some sort of attractionFirst of all, women want to be lied to so don't be yourself. Find out what kind of guy she goes for and be him. Enjoy it while it lasts if you have to lie about yourself. The ones that you don't have to lie with are the ones you marry but for the time being, lie as much as you need to to get what you want. Women do it to and it's only natural.What ever you do, do not try to make her laugh. You will end up looking like someone who never quite grew out of being the class clown. Women will laugh at you tying your shoe laces if they like you and it takes them about ten seconds to decide whether they do so don't put too much effort in to it. You'll only seem unnatural and they'll cop on to your lies quicker.
Also speak with an Irish accent and, if possible, mention you know me...no worries, if she ever asks me about it I'll lie for you.
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