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be honest  beach volley is only there to slource the best ass holes around, as regards an olympic sport well if beach volley goes why not darts, but the big question still remains unanswered (and unasked): just which country has the fittest beach volleyball team?
In the name of good journalism, we've scoured everywhere from Columbia to Cambodia to find the top botties of the games.
So, who takes the asshole bellissima  medals?
While team GB as a whole aren't quite up there as a whole with some other countries, the inclusion of the phenomenal Zara Dampney (on the right) means they scrape in to snatch the bronze.

Taking home the silver medal is China. Here's our favourite from the world-class side, Jia Tian:

But the gold medal for the sexiest Olympic beach volleyball team (and individual player) goes – unsurprisingly – to Brazil, and the remarkable Sandra Pires.


Now, for the bad news: it's just been announced that if the mercury falls to below 16 degrees during the games, players will be allowed to don shorts and sleeved tops.
If that isn't a reason to pray for some much-needed sunshine, we don't know what is.
Who do you think's the hottest? Anyone we've missed? Let us know below, and we'll try to oblige with a pic.

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meet english girls

Please. Here's how to pick up any girl: just ask her a question, and zone out while she talks. Occasionally mutter or grunt, throw out an oh no, or wow, great, and furrow your forehead every once in a while. You don't even have to listen, just let them talk and you'll come out looking like a big sweetheart. Whatever you do, don't talk puppy-dogs and ice cream because it will end up on the friendship tip.Make sure she knows how desirable you are. This will make you very attractive in her eyes. Be sure to insult British cooking, the royal family and in particular, David Beckham. Speaking of Beckham, remember, that the British are most proud of the Spice Girls and if you adore them that will help her fall in love with you. And whatever you do, don't call her brilliant. The British never use the world brilliant because it is considered the worst insult possible. Kinda like bad can be good in America, while the same sort of reversal applies to the world brilliant. Just tell her she is not brilliant in the least to be on the safe side.Be nice, be honest, be a gentleman, listen to what she says, try to make her laugh and you will be fine. There are no "international rules" on dating or asking someone out. It's just a matter of connecting and finding some sort of attractionFirst of all, women want to be lied to so don't be yourself. Find out what kind of guy she goes for and be him. Enjoy it while it lasts if you have to lie about yourself. The ones that you don't have to lie with are the ones you marry but for the time being, lie as much as you need to to get what you want. Women do it to and it's only natural.

What ever you do, do not try to make her laugh. You will end up looking like someone who never quite grew out of being the class clown. Women will laugh at you tying your shoe laces if they like you and it takes them about ten seconds to decide whether they do so don't put too much effort in to it. You'll only seem unnatural and they'll cop on to your lies quicker.

Also speak with an Irish accent and, if possible, mention you know me...no worries, if she ever asks me about it I'll lie for you.

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meeting women in the supermarket and how to spot a scrubber

So you want to learn how to meet women at the supermarket? Well, it's time to get behind that shopping cart and get down to business. This article will outline some sure fire openers and flirting tactics that will have you picking up more than just a six pack of beer and some hot dogs at the local grocery store. Read on to find out how to pick up women at the supermarket and add some spice to your shopping experience.

You can also spot the scrubbers in a supermarket, slightly unfashionable with last years fashion or really bolt on over the top. They will go with very little persuading providing you are nice. If you were to get involved with ten women at a supermarket you will screw at least one if you are reasonable and nice.Each supermarket has its slags.

MORRISONS= scrubbers mainly ICELAND goers WAITROSE not much action here but 50 year olds looking for dick for sure. 

Some women go to clubs, some go to the beach, and some go to bars. But ALL women buy food. They HAVE to...as going without food for too long can have some serious side effects...such as oh I don't know...death possibly? So no matter what type of woman you're in the mood for, you can do all your shopping for women at the supermarket.

Your opening line should depend on what she happens to have in her shopping cart at the time (or on the checkout counter). Simply ask, "What do you use those spices for?" or "How do you cook that?" Most women are only too happy to show you their potential as homemakers and cooks.

You can also try being playful. If she has a bag of potato chips and a six pack of soft drinks, try, "Health food nut, huh?" or "Wow, now THAT looks like a nutritious meal."

If her shopping cart is absolutely loaded to the brim, try, "Need some help eating all of that?" or "Wow, you can really throw down the groceries!" Flattery never hurts either. If she's thin, say, "You must have the metabolism of a hummingbird."

Express mock dismay if she only has one item: "Didn't anyone ever teach you about a balanced diet?" If ice cream is one of her items, ask, "What's the matter...no willpower?"

If she has only a few items, comment, "Oh, on a diet are ya?" (Don't try this with a plump girl.) If she has some particularly vile-looking food, say, "Man, now THAT looks appetizing" or "You know, you are what you eat."

You can also point out a headline on one of the tabloid newspapers while waiting at the checkout line. Point out a headline and warn her, "Better watch out: A two ton space alien is heading for Earth!" If it's a gossip headline, point out, "Wow!...can you believe (such and such movie star) is cheating on his wife?!"

Grocery stores are a great place to learn how to meet women. The bottom line...the way to a woman's heart (and other places) is through your stomach.

Here's a bonus tip that will help you discover how to meet women and sexually attract ANY woman you meet...Never get nasty, never show off, never get flustered, offer to pay her shopping bill if you see shes on her uppers, then go for a coffee.

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