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Saturday, 18 April 2015

lord ramsey of trollope


The false would be up market accent, the semi  lies about playing for Rangers (never heard of him said the rangers manager at the time) the bullshit of him and his family playing football in his garden on telly with his wife looking on adoringly then we find hes got a woman that some call a trollope hidden away.
The bullshit of his restuarant programmes about putting together the pieces of broken restuarant (with his attitude if they were real he'd be dead by now). In short in my opinion the geezer is the biggest load of total bollocks ever put together in my opinion. B ut why do people watch him? Because bad is interesting.But this guys not bad at all , just thinks he is bad .

THE woman who reportedly had an affair with Gordon Ramsay says she is fed up with “lying, cheating b**stards” after he repeatedly denied the relationship.

Sarah Symonds said she is now wants to steer clear of married men.
 “I’m sick of being involved with lying, cheating b**stards.
"I want real love. I don’t want to end up aloRamsay
The 38-year-old, who is said to have had a seven-year affair with the chef, said she has "shed a lot of tears", and that being branded a liar left her feeling ashamed.
She said: "I’m no angel, but I don’t understand why he’s calling me a liar. We both know it’s true.
"How dare he say I set him up? When we were seen together in London last November, it was Gordon who had invited me and paid for the hotel.
Closer ... out today
Closer ... out today
"I felt so ashamed. My parents were aware of the affair and my Dad was angry Gordon was saying all these horrible things."
It's not just Gordon making hurtful remarks.
Sarah said strangers have made nasty comments, with one woman even calling her "disgusting".
She said: "I can’t expect people to see me as a victim.
"But he said his marriage wasn’t in great shape. The mistress gets blamed for seducing the man, or the wife for not keeping him happy, but men aren’t forced to cheat."hard.The fiery television chef, who last week wrote an open letter to his mother-in-law begging for forgiveness after firing her husband (his father-in-law)from his embattled empire, is about to deal with another kitchen knightmare.The woman with whom Ramsay had a tawdry affair has penned an open letter written to his wife 
In the over-the-top condescending correspondence, mistress Sarah Symonds"reaches out" to Tana, claiming she's on her side and advises Tana to "stand-up for herself."
In part, Sarah writes:
"I come to offer you my support with much credibility Tana, as, after my affair with your husband was exposed, I've worked extremely hard to reform myself. And now, as the first and only Infidelity Analyst in the world, I use my intimate inside knowledge (and lessons learned by my mistakes of the heart) to help women everywhere live in the truth

"Dear Tana,
I can't help but write this open letter to you after reading Gordon's 'heartfelt' interview in today's Daily Mail. I had to reach out to you and offer you my support at this ghastly time, especially due to the weak individual he is trying to portray you as.
I come to offer you my support with much credibility Tana, as, after my affair with your husband was exposed, I've worked extremely hard to reform myself, and now, as the first and only Infidelity Analyst in the world, I use my intimate inside knowledge (and lessons learned by my mistakes of the heart) to help women everywhere live in the truth. I especially help wives all over the world by mentoring them on how NOT to be used and humiliated by their husbands, especially celebrity ones who think they can have it all. So, hand on heart, I write to you here today with all good intentions, because after reading - along with the rest of the world - all that is being said about you by Gordon, and by your father, I really feel for you. I mean, it cannot be easy for a woman like you to be perceived by both of them as SO weak, and so easy to manipulate. Tana, you are a successful woman, mother, and author, and represent what so many married women aspire to be. What they are saying is damaging and it's unfair of them I think. They are the ones with the secrets, with the clearly dodgy dealings!! To me this is classic behavior of the typical narcissist; to deflect any wrong doing by immediately going on the attack, but aiming to use a weaker person in the scenario to look as though they are being the 'big man'. Yawn!
I know full well what it is like to be manipulated by bullies and powerful men with huge egos Tana, and sadly your husband featured as one of them in my life for way too long. I can now totally and absolutely see why he'd always tell me that he and your father were "so tight," as - from what is unfolding for all to see - it seems they share so MANY of the same 'qualities,' or rather, traits should I say! Not least in how they are dealing with this ugly debacle for all the world to see. It is hard to even get through the interviews they're giving, as every word is dripping with such hatred and innuendo. I guess they are both trying to be the first to expose each other and spill the dirt. Bit like kids in a playground really. Pathetic!
Tana, after the news of my affair with Gordon broke, I read in an article somewhere that you said you, "admired you mother and father greatly", and that you'd always, "wanted a marriage like they had!" I swear that is why I truly thought you stayed with Gordon when you found out he had been cheating on you with me, and with others, as I thought you were perhaps referring to the secret life your father had too. I assumed you'd perhaps been brought up in a Jimmy Goldsmith type household, where everything was out in the open.
So, to read in Gordon's interview today that, "Tana still does not know everything about her father, but she is certainly getting up to speed — and that is a little scary. She knows about 90 per cent. She has been shocked. She struggled. It is a big blow. She had this perfect image of her daddy and it is not there....", then again, hand on heart, I am honestly blown away. My God, you must not know who to trust anymore, and I don't blame you!!!! It seems that both men have lied to you and manipulated you, but sadly you have let them Tana. You are way too nice, and way too good for them. I always recommend wives show more backbone at times like these. Show them what you are made of and stand up to these men. Regain some self-respect and dignity and not let your man/men treat you as a weaker individual. After all, men (whoever they are) will ONLY walk all over you IF YOU LET THEM!
Just reading the interview Gordon gave today to the Daily Mail was like wading through treacle. I question how a 'man' can sit there and say all those things about another man's private life, when he himself has so many skeletons in that department. Also, how can he still try to pull the wool over the eyes of the general public by pretending to be such a family man, worried about his kids and his wife etc, when he never seemed worried about them when he was with me, and doing his own thing. I find it all very bizarre, and I have to wonder if he is indeed having a breakdown, has become 'that monster,' or is perhaps on some kind of wrong medication for those pesky mood swings. Perhaps you ought to check?
When I read that he referred to you as being used as a "target" by your family when his back was turned, in order to, "try to manipulate and poison," my heart went out to you. Making you out to seem as though you have no mind of your own and could be poisoned that easily? And the kicker was, when he referred to you as, "the weak point," they all saw you as? WHAT??? God... that was low. Furthermore, he refers to you as in floods of tears and is constantly listening to you bawling your eyes out? That is hugely sexist, let alone something that is best kept private. If only Gordy would own up to his part of what drives you to these floods of tears eh Tana? Mind you, that would take integrity, so we better pass on that one.
Anyhow, I am in your corner Tana as I certainly know how hard it is to discover that people you've loved and trusted are not who you thought they were at all. It is HEARTBREAKING. Trust me, I know that feeling. And, although I don't know your mother from Adam, if she really did give you that advice about dumping Gordon, she kinda has my vote here I have to say....
Take care.
Peace and hugs
Sarah x
And then someone making out to be Ramsey on the net wrote this

My name isGordon Fucking Ramsay and I was fucking bolted together on November 8th1966 and I'm a British chef. I have a fucking ugly wife named Anna Bradley who suffers day in and day out and I have a piece of shit son named Elton. Also, my fucking inbred cousins are Sonic the HedgehogElton JohnPhil Collins, Roland Orzaeal, and last but not fucking least, Tifa Lockhart. I'm not a warlord, I'm not a fucking warrior, and I’m not even a grue-fucking-eater. I'm a fucking cook alright, A FUCKING COOK!!! My restaurants were fucking rated 3 fucking stars below McDonald's and I am famous for my fucking scrotum-like face, and I am the only fucking person in the fucking world to say "fuck" more thanRod Fucking Blagojevich. Now don't go adding shit like "Chuck Norris fucked my fucking ass" or "I yell my ass off". Cause this is not true!You're just being immature and childish for adding that. You fag. It is also a known fact the wrinkles on his head are actually scars from him cutting himself on the head when he didnt make a crembrule correctly. FUCKING NUTTERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! say the F-word..I was chosen to fucking play fitba at Age 11. My football career was fairly marked by being shit. Thanks a lot fucking football muppets! You ruined my fucking career with your minnimum requirements of skill. Let me tell you about my fucking experience I had at the summer of 1984. I WAS actively being scouted by the local paedophile pretending to be for the fucking Rangers, the club I supported. When someone tripped me and made me hurt my kneezy wheezy, seriously might I add, it nearly bruised and everything; and even worse, I was training for fucking football. I WAS FUCKING TRAINING... But I had no choice but to train on that slightly fucking injured leg. It felt like the devil was mocking me from above but it wasnt, even the endlesly benevolent God wants me dead. The Fucker. Well how do you like this devil? I want your babies!!!!! I never recovered from the fucking injury and Rangers? They blew me off, it's stupid. I have a fucking injured leg, the least they could let me fucking do is play on their fucking team. But you know what, FUCK RANGERS, FUCK YOU. The only thing I could do was take up cooking, since it was the only thing I could fucking do!!! I LIKE FUCKIN CATS!!!! AND MEN!!!!! NAKED!!!!! AND DRIZZLED WITH OIL!!!!!!!!!!Since the Navy and Police didn't want me, who would? I had to enroll in a local college sponsored by McDonald's, you know. The place where they make shit burgers out of shit? Anyways, entering that college was the worst decision I have ever made. Not because of the career I wanted, because of the shit food I had to eat but then stopped me cooking. I had eaten 17 big Macs and I wanted no more of them, they tasted like total shit. I was sacked from McDonnalds that very day.
After my football career ended abruptly due to... You know "GUYS THINKING THAT THEY ARE GOOD WHEN IN REALITY THEY AREN'T!!!". I paid lots of attention to myculinary education by working as a chef for a restaurant over here, then a restaurant over there. Where I banged the owner's wife and she just kicked me out like a dog, A FUCKING DOG. I moved to London where I instantly got work at Harvey's as a lap dog.After two months, I couldn't take any of this shit and I want to the head chef. I told him "STOP FUCKING AROUND" and he told me "FUCK YOU!", so I did what I normally do. I punched him in the face, kicked him in the balls then inserted stale French bread into his ass. Then I spat in his face and left to study French cuisine. Since I didn't have enough money to fly to Paris, I went to work for someone I didn't know at some French restaurant I forgot because of these pills I take. After being treated nicely around here, the owner invited me to his ski-resort; and I thought "Finally, Paris... FINALLY!!!
So I took the next plane to Paris and I worked at the ski resort for 3 years before I craved in to pressure. "WHAT GUY CAN'T TAKE PRESSURE, CAN'T A GUY CAVE INTO PRESSURE? WELL I WAS CRUSHED THAT I WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO STAY AT THAT FUCKING SKI RESORT."
Now after I got my courage back, I own and manage a lot of restaurants around the world. I'm a head chef, case fucking closed. Nothing more to add…(pout) fucking idiots.s if you thought that it was the end. YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG!!! I host and create television shows that show how FUCKING SERIOUS I AM.
In 2005, I created Hell's Kitchen with Rupert Murdoch. The way I think it happened was this: Fox execs were looking for another reality show to milk. When I came in the office, walked up to Rupert Murdoch, threw my faeces at him and kicked him in the balls. Rupert fucking agreed to let me create a show for them; I swear Rupert Murdoch is a fucking weakling. FUCKING WEAK!!! The show is basically about me telling chefs that they suck so many asses. I mean they suck!!! I tasted better foods at McDonald's and you know what the food created... Hmmm, it created this F on my fucking tongue. That's right; the F stands for "FUCKING FAILURE". Because your food is crap, even if their food is good, I say it's crap because it's CRAP. They don't realize that my food is better than everyone else's! Do you hear that, Jamie Oliver!? Everything I cook has meat in it - even the fucking desserts. That's because I fucking hate animals. I once killed a deer with my bare hand - that was one delicious fucker. Also I keep some animals so at the end of the series of The "F" Word - I FUCKING KILL THEM! And I bring my kids to the slaughterhouse to watch them die - they've got to know where meat comes from, or they'll be fucking vegetarians. Yes?
Same thing with Kitchen Nightmares, I go to struggling restaurants, examine them and tell them that their restaurants suck. I don't fucking care that I'm on television, I'm FUCKING Gordon Ramsay, I go around judging restaurants like the crap and I think that Uncyclopedia is crap, well you know what Uncyclopedia I'm gonna gut you like a fish one day! (hysterical laughter).Gordon has been avoiding his meds for some time, and is now in a correctional facility to prevent further outbursts. I'm a representative from said institution, and on behalf of Gordon Ramsay, apologize. We will take further steps to make sure that this does not happen again; as such, we are stripping Gordon's internet privileges, restraining him, and locking him in a big white room indefinitely. Thank you for your understanding. We will be crucifying him in January, and are currently selling tickets to the event.
Before he joined us at the institute, Gordon Ramsay appeared on the BBC television series, Do You Think You're Hard?, a show about celebrities researching their ancestors to see if any of them had been bastards in the past. He was surprised to discover that a distant ancestor Gordian Ramases had been a Roman Emperor and that his family came from Egypt. Gordon response to this unexpected news was to smash up the film crew and storm off leaving a trail of expletives that has made this particular episode 'unshowable' in its current state. According to witnesses, he said the word, "fuck" four hundred and sixty-seven times.

British celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is the latest victim of the international economic downturn. The foul-mouthed cook is facing bankruptcy after profits plunged at his international restaurant chain.
In addition to TV shows “Hell’s Kitchen” and “Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares,” the Ramsay brand includes more than 20 restaurants across the world.
Ramsey has admitted he was recently advised to file for bankruptcy because his upscale eateries have been hit hard by the international recession. He has been forced to sell his luxury sports car and is even considering offloading his London home in a bid to pay his debts.
He has poured $8 million of his own money into his company to try to keep it afloat. Ramsey has also laid off 15 per cent of his 1,200 staff and cut back costs.
“I faced bankruptcy. Heading out of global economic downturn has been tough. Customers just disappeared. Those that were in the restaurants weren’t drinking wine. All were on tap water,” he told Fox News.
“Then we had a huge downturn, Monday to Thursday. Your staff costs are the same, your running costs are the same. It was a nightmare. All of a sudden, this whole thing was nothing to do with cooking. I had my own personal nightmare.
“I’ve learned a lot from a chef’s point of view in terms of business. I’m not a businessman, but I certainly don’t walk around with my head tucked up my backside. For me, it was a learning curve.
“I’ve had failures and I’ve failed, but I’ve learned brilliantly from my mistakes and there’s no script there”There's no sign of the Gordon Ramsay family feud letting up any time soon. According to theDaily Mail, Gordon's mother-in-law, Greta Hutcheson, is planning on suing the sweary chef.

Hutcheson is reportedly set to claim unfair dismissal, breach of working time regulations, failure to pay redundancy monies and breach of contract, after Gordon sacked his father-in-law, brother-in-law and nephew.

Chris Hutcheson, husband of Greta and father of Gordon's wife Tana, was the chief executive of Gordon Ramsay Holdings Ltd until the pair fell out in spectacular fashion last year.

Hutcheson claimed Gordon was guilty of "violent mood swings" and suggested he might even be on drugs, claims which were vehemently denied by Ramsay.
The Kitchen Nightmares chef later claimed that Greta had written a letter to Tana declaring that she would not be welcome at the Hutcheson home until she ditched Gordon.

He responded by having a pop writing an open letter to Mrs Hutcheson and having it published in the Evening Standard.



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