big mac poem

yankees travel far and wide
to see a macdonalds on the other side
thars me grandma really it is
theyt call pepsi shitty cool fizz
the old cow squints and what can she see
just another boigur an little ol me
the macdonalds in paris its cool and its gay
hope you aint a faggot thats what she say
we saw the boighurs down in san jose
thats in spain not near santa fe