ASDA BOND

1. THE HUMAN BOMB.THE NEXT VILLAIN TO TAKE ON BOND
   BUT BOND WILL KILL THE FUCKER.I already saw the film, LIE DOWN WITH DEATH.
   
   
   These go perfectly with the stuff below.14 quid at Asda
   
   
   

   £6 Linen and Cotton ASDA. The whole point about Asda is this.You wanna be Bond but you don't want to leave Finchley High Street and you wanna avoid the dreaded Tesco bomber shop.Well this is for you you cheapskate Bond you!
   
   
   
   

   /You'd like a young andress but instead you got Miss Mealy Mouth who works as a fashion buyer for some biggish company . you are never gonna get Miss Andress but for a long time you'll think Miss mealy Mouth is the Dogs Bollocks then one day it'll dawn on you that unlike me you ain't Bond!
   
   
   
   
   

   The shirt...be honest...is perfect=a fiver with the tie at Asda
   
   
   
   
   
   

   The shoes 20 quid Asda
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

   Polo=£5=ASDA