visual attraction.EGG ROLL

Joey Essex is an egg as in egg and this is how Joey might well cook an egg roll

GET A ROLL
FRY AN EGG
PUT THE EGG IN THE ROLL
BUT ONLY
AFTER YOU HAVE BUTTERED THE ROLL
BANG SOME H.P INM
EAT WITH P.G TIPS TEA
Thats how Joey would do it.